There Will Always Be an England

British police said they were investigating a complaint that an officer farted while searching a London home during a drug raid. "An allegation has been received from a person in the house that one of the male officers broke wind and did not apologize to the family for his action," said a letter from Scotland Yard to the officers involved in the raid that was printed in the Daily Mail newspaper. "The complainant felt it was rude and unprofessional."